Ok, so we've read the smart ass version of qualifications, now, what are the real qualifications.
A willingness to serve others. (Amway or any other pyramid scheme will do.)
Taking the lead in the ministry. (Meeting for service, making groups and then excusing yourself because you have a "pressing matter".)
Cooperates well with others. (Schmoozes well)
Has a boat, optional. (Has a boat.)
Has a four door car.